U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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