I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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