Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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