I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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