I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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