im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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