turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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