I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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