hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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