I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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