hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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