i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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