Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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