she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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