guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We're too hungover to prance.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm always down for nudity.
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