i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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