I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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