is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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