He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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