If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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