# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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