dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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