Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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