My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
