Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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