When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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