4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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