Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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