so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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