"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I AM VODKA MAN
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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