Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Four minutes until I can fart!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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