I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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