32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
