Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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