Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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