I hope mine doesn't look like that
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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