got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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