I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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