YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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