I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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