Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
