We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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