So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
BRING THE BAGELS
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Randomize
