4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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