Pappa wants mamma naked
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I wear drunk well.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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