Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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