okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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