OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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