More tranny stories later!
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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