apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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