Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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